I never thought I would do something like this, but my (best friend/hair dresser's mother/case worker) told me she had a friend whose sister-in-law met her late ex-husband on the Internet, so I thought I would try it. My friends say I am honest, loyal and funny, kind, fatalistic and problematic. I love to laugh and always have something kind, generous, funny, irrational to say to people I meet anywhere. I see every day as a gift from God and I make a point to live life to its fullest and enjoy everything life has to offer me. I am a real, down-to-earth person who cannot live without the great outdoors, animals, family and the ecstatic visions of the great beyond. I work very hard in my job as a sales rep for a overhead crane company, yet always find time to enjoy a bit of me time. I feel truly blessed to have great friends and family, good health, a place to live and a grand job. I am positive and upbeat and like nothing more than to help my dad with as much as I can, in my imagination wander through Central Park with no clothes on and set fire to other people's homes. I am low maintenance and feel most comfortable at home. Not really into clubbing and going out apart from going out to dinner or a movie. I am looking for a lover, mate, partner in crime and someone who could have the same intellectual conversations with me as I have with myself who will treat me as an equal and has family values, good morals yet with a badass attitude. She will be funny, dress well and know how to make me laugh; comfort me when I am sad, treat me like a man. Although girly, confident and assertive, she will like the outdoors, fishing and camping. Well, I have said enough about me. If any of this sounds good to you, reply with an email and tell me something about yourself. However, if you are looking for casual sex a fling or affair, you should look elsewhere.